Trader Joe, that is.
If you’ve been reading my blog for any length of time, you know how much I adore TJ’s. Their stuff is quality, affordable, and no-nonsense.
It’s been far too long since I’ve shared some of my feelings, so I thought I’d write a little note to Joe the Trader:
How ever do you smoke your trout? It’s so well done, I don’t even need to add seasonings.
Thank you, for catering to the health-foodie-chocoholics. This low glycemic, super dark chocolate bar is everything I could ask for, and more. Also, half the price and twice the chocolate (2 bars in 1 pack) as competitors? Win.
You made my day when I saw these under the “new items” section! I just finished my last bag – it’s as if you read my mind!
Ready-to-eat is genius. Time is money. You are brilliant.
Couldn’t have said it better myself – power to the greens! Always!
Despite my undying loyalty, I do have a few bones to pick with you. One.
You started carrying smoked paprika one week too late. You made me splurge on it at Whole (Foods)Paycheck, only to see it appear on your shelves a week later. So much for reading my mind.
Two. YOU WERE SAMPLING COOKIE BUTTER. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. You made me use every last ounce of self control not to buy a jar and attack it with a spoon. Good thing I’m trying to stick to a budget.
Dear Joe, remind me never to visit you on a monday evening. Crazy town.
But I love you anyway.
Until next time,
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